*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Partial human spine in medium apothecary jar £200 only at
ok so I have two boxes of chocolate covered twinkles in the fridge and they are SO GOOD
if I suddenly disappear it’s probably because I ate too many and combusted
Time for some vegan goodness
Only thing better than a smart girl, is a smart girl into freaky shit on the low.
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
I love Joey so much like I wanna cry because he’s so cute and such a baby and I wanna squish his face and give him a big hug. he says the funniest things and I’m gonna start crying over a fictional character
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask