(Source: terrakion)


captainyosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(Source: captyosssarian)


(Source: scrapcityla)


blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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(Source: heteroh)


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)


sadsofia:

mementomoriuk:

Partial human spine in medium apothecary jar £200 only at www.mementomori.co

❤

sadsofia:

mementomoriuk:

Partial human spine in medium apothecary jar £200 only at
www.mementomori.co


ok so I have two boxes of chocolate covered twinkles in the fridge and they are SO GOOD
if I suddenly disappear it’s probably because I ate too many and combusted


hautebasics:

Time for some vegan goodness 

hautebasics:

Time for some vegan goodness 


iilluminaughty:

Only thing better than a smart girl, is a smart girl into freaky shit on the low.

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 


leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right


kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(Source: sucked)


I love Joey so much like I wanna cry because he’s so cute and such a baby and I wanna squish his face and give him a big hug. he says the funniest things and I’m gonna start crying over a fictional character


enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask